S T R A G G L E R S

Here are some links to the pages of others who, through no fault of their own, have some affiliation, however vague, with the Cavallo family.

And here’s my sister Arwen - Cat’s actual daughter. Yes, that's her real name. The running gag is that if I had really been Cat's son I would have ended up with a name like "Aragorn," or "Elrond." Gaah. I probably would have died in the fire at Waco as a result.

Note the satin pouch cunningly positioned to resemble a codpiece. Is it penis envy? You decide.