Pictures of an Exhibition

(Michelle's Big Opening)

All art is pornography. Especially when it depicts graphic sex. None of this does. However, I feel that as an artiste, I should ne'er spurn Dame Fortune's greatest gift - the opportunity to engage in metaphor (or even simile) at least as turgid as an engorged penis. Or indeed, as the fly said to the putrid vulva; "nice opening." In that spirit, I dedicate this collection to hot, moist, lubricious openings everywhere.
01 - Retrograde.jpg 02 - The Fractured Surname.jpg 03 - San Trenton.jpg 04a - The Imperative Benediction.jpg
04b - Still Life with Statement.jpg 05 - Condimentus Maledictes.jpg 06 - Non-Mustard v1.jpg 07 - After the Puppy.jpg
08 - Non-Mustard v2.jpg 09 - A Poultice called Despair.jpg 10 - Rainbow Carnage.jpg 11 - Fleurs du Mal.jpg
12 - Vegetable Semen.jpg 13 - Reeking Holes.jpg 14 - Crystal Companion.jpg 15 - Crunchwang.jpg
16 - Concentration Camp Abortion.jpg 17 - Chocolatey Inclusions in a Semisynthetic Matrix which May Contain Trace Amounts of Disharmony.jpg 18 - Fever Biscuit of Gonads.jpg 19 - Rainbow Carnage Redux.jpg
20 - This is You.jpg 21 - Mother of Vomit.jpg 22 - Pineapple Upside-Down Rape.jpg 23 - Nepenthe.jpg
24 - Bacillus elephantis.jpg 25a - Wine without Tits.jpg 25b - Tits without Wine.jpg 26 - Pedal Colony.jpg
27 - Leatherfly.jpg 28 - Rosa genitalia var. julius.jpg 29 - Sartorial Vacancy.jpg 30 - Muttering Platitudes.jpg
31 - The End.jpg